Projectile shartarrhea

see shartarrhea

When I see Katie, I'm going to projectile shartarrhea on her chest.

by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009

projectile texting

(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.

Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.

by Rastus McGee May 10, 2018

astro projection

When you spew your soul out of your ass.

I had such a hard astro projection so hard after eating that burrito I ended up in a different demention

by Stouffer021 June 11, 2014

Astral Projection

The ability to project your subconscious mind forward, in the form of a astral body. Not a proven phenomenon.

I'm going to use astral projection to kick your ass remotely.

by TechKnow July 30, 2004

Projectile Therapy

To relieve stress, assuage grief, blow off steam, etc. by means of archery or gunfire, usually at a target, but sometimes in the form of hunting.

I was so pissed at my boss I had to go to the range for some full-auto, brass rainbow projectile therapy.

by Jeremy Holler April 30, 2007

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

by Al Berich January 21, 2019

austral projection

The ability to close one's eyes and feel as if as surrounded by wallabies, kangaroos, and koalas despite actual, physical reality.

A business exchange student in Alabama, Liam was able to occasionally escape the unmitigated political horrors he found himself exposed to by using the austral projection techniques he learned as a teenager from watching Fiona Goddard DVDs.

by BamaBound December 8, 2017