Preme

Preme is fashion/street slang for the NYC based clothing brand Supreme. Brand that targets the Skateboarding, Hip hop, and Punk rock cultures.

Male 1: Yo bruh bruh, what day is it?
Male 2: It's Thursday, main man.
Male 1: Fvck mayne ... missed the preme drop

by GavinRC May 15, 2013

premature encrapulation

when supermarkets and department stores put up decorations and holiday / seasonal stocks way too early.

WTF it's JANUARY and they're advertising Easter eggs for sale...bad case of premature encrapulation.

by veradux January 31, 2010

premature eclackulation

When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.

question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"

response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"

by Catrick Swayze October 22, 2011

Premature Twejaculate

Failure to think before you tweet.

Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.

Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.

Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.

by MattInWinnipeg March 6, 2014

premarital

(Important-used as a verb rather than an adjective): The act of having sex with someone before taking the wedding vows. Used in same context as 'fuck' but implying the additional sinful conditions noted above.

She's so hot I would premarital her all night long.

by MikelAbreu February 21, 2009

Premature Ejaculator

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009

poem hub

what autocorrect used to change "pornhub" to. the source of frustration for hundreds of thousands of teenagers as they touched the screens of their iphones with their defiled fingers once again to fix this error.

I was trying to watch some god damn porn but autocorrect fucked me and I ended up looking up "poem hub"

by titblaster69 February 1, 2014