Constable: Sergent, those hoodlums are smashing in all the windows again and have knocked corporal alan unconscious.
Segrent: right lad, round up the boys, this is a code red, you know what to do.
Constable: time to kick ar....i mean "prod buttock" sir?
Sergent: right you are constable. oh and bring big joe and alfie, looks like we're going to have a lot of prodding this time. hop to it lad!
Segrent: right lad, round up the boys, this is a code red, you know what to do.
Constable: time to kick ar....i mean "prod buttock" sir?
Sergent: right you are constable. oh and bring big joe and alfie, looks like we're going to have a lot of prodding this time. hop to it lad!
by robenk January 24, 2007
Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.
I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.
by Larry Stevens June 28, 2005
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by Adrick_The_Guy December 27, 2017
The iconic weapon of a BOFH. Often modified with additional voltage and/or amperage for greater effect. Most often used against particuarly annoying users alongside a roll of carpet, shovel, and bag of lime.
When the effect is written, it is always spelled as KZZZZEEEEEERRRRRTTT. The number of repititions of each letter can vary and the R/T can be left off to imply continued usage.
When the effect is written, it is always spelled as KZZZZEEEEEERRRRRTTT. The number of repititions of each letter can vary and the R/T can be left off to imply continued usage.
When I was confronted by the head Beancounter, I gave him a zap with my trusty overvoltage cattle prod and called my PFY to get the company van and the usual supplies.
by SabaraOne July 18, 2016
The act of humourously annoying a cat by poking it with ones finger or other dull object.
Engaging in cat prod is not recommended if the cat is in heat.
Engaging in cat prod is not recommended if the cat is in heat.
"Dude, I played cat prod for like an hour last night. I even forgot to study calculus, 'cause it was so funny. Anyways, that's where I got these scratches."
by EddieB March 8, 2007
by oli sten April 6, 2006