Procraftination

The act of sybaritic faffing perfected and honed into a unique art form by one who seeks to avoid or postpone inescapable responsibilities

He was undoubtedly the kungfu master of Procraftination, often simultaneously mastering the art of podiatry masturbation and dental confabulation in avoidance of necessary undertakings such as reproductive copulation.

by LeChat69 October 15, 2010

Procrastineating

Procrastinating through the act of consuming edible materials such as the Snack or Quick Bite.

'The essay was too terrible to face, so she resorted to procrastineating.

by Kyasarin January 3, 2009

procrastibating

When one is masturbating so they don't have to do something important. i.e. Homework, Project, etc.

Im procrastibating instead of doing my Language Arts project

by McCrackhead September 13, 2010

Procrastinating

I'll do this later.

I'm not procrastinating this definition, I swear.

by Edge Master 420 March 17, 2017

Procrastinating

I'll tell you tommorow

"dude what's procrastinating"
"i'll tell you tomorrow"

by IOU 1 definition January 2, 2019

Procrastinating

When you are delaying or postponing something or an action.
Another word for hesitating.

BangChan:"Like mate. Stop procrastinating."

by edidi.04 May 21, 2020

Procrastinating

Sounding out the vowels into a rhythmic song when you're a week behind in chemistry.

My boyfriend: are you procrastinating?
Me: a aa aa aa eee eee eee ee ii iii iii iii oo ooo ooo ooo uu uuu uuu uuu

by Leems19 November 19, 2020