The act of engaging in Christmas Cheer (putting up trees or lights, wearing holiday themed clothes, hiding Elves on Shelves, etc) prior to the midnight after Thanksgiving.
Bob's house has Christmas lights up already, and Thanksgiving isn't even for another week. He has a bad case of Premature Yuletidation.
by Wood2112 November 24, 2014
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Greg and Elizabeth have been in a private relationship for three years now, but I have no idea what they do when theyre alone.
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Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.
Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!
by AEI January 11, 2008
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by Gryfin December 30, 2011
Get the premature adulation mug.A major douchebag move; The supposed right of the lord to take a newly married woman into his bed on her wedding night. Found in Braveheart
Murron MacClannough and William Wallace marry in secret so that she does not have to submit to Primae Noctis.
by argyleninja October 20, 2012
Get the Primae Noctis mug.This action occurs while watching the DVR. As one fast-forwards through the commercials of their taped program, they accidently press play too soon--before the program has returned.
Declan fast-forwarded through the commercials of his favorite TV show, Breaking Bad, since he recorded it on his DVR.
While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
While speeding by the ads at an alarming rate, he thought he saw Breaking Bad return and pushed play. Declan was wrong. He proceeded to do this two more times during the same commercial break. Declan needs to pace himself or he'll continue to experience premature remotation.
by WordSmithette January 14, 2013
Get the Premature Remotation mug.The act of suddenly grabbing a boob or booty without thinking. Automatic response to Female or Male so sexy you just gotta Primal grab. It does not involve any thought, but simply is an involuntary action.
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