pringles poop

when a person defecates, wipes and gets up, leaves the bathroom, ends up pooing again 3 minutes later, wipes, leaves, and then is back again 3 minutes later again and again and again.

effectively stating that "once you "pop/poop" you can't stop!"

just like opening a tube of pringles

>man, i had the worst pringles poop in the history of the world today....i was in and out and in and out and in and out for well over an hour today....

> that sucks man, my pringles poops usually only last for 3 or 4 trips back.

by Bam 9 October 26, 2010

pringlepants

Delicious pants, formed of pringles.

Josh: Man, give me some of your delicious pringlepants!
Renee: Eat my farts.

by SitOnMyFacebook September 15, 2006

Pringle Pouch

All those who are a little chunkier than the average Homosapien around the gut, a disguised word for fupa or gunt

Guy 1 - Wow look at the Pringle Pouch on that girl
Guy 2 - That thing is .... HUGE!!!!
Guy 3 - .... Come on lads that's my wife

by Jackstar_22 July 27, 2012

Pringled

When someone has accidentally or purposely tried to penetrate your butt with a Pringles container or another initially innocent object, causing an awkward situation for all parties involved (although the Pringles liked it). Similarly there is "Pringle" (verb) - the act of Pringling someone.

Person 1: Did you hear? Lanny got Pringled by Lily in the supermarket.
Person 2: Yeah, I asked her to locate on the doll where the Pringles touched her.
Person 1: Lily claims it was an accident and she wasn't looking where she was going.
Person 2: Pfft, lies! She loves Pringling people. She threatened to Pringle me with her ruler the other day.

by Lily-R August 30, 2014

pringle booty

Place a standard amount of Pringles in between the booty cheecks and eat the stack out

Gave her some of that good Pringle booty

by Daisyrapper October 27, 2015

El Piglet Royal

Flamboyant cross-dresser who wears flowing robes and scads of fake gold jewelry.

Did you see El Piglet's new Guch-asachi suit with the rubber footie protectors today??? He's so gay!!!!

by Anti Guch-asachi booty July 7, 2003

Pringles

official sponsor of the American Revolution, Lewis and Clark's exploration of the West, the Napoleonic regime and General Patton's asskickery

American Merchants: "England has prohibited ships from bringing tea into the colonies that is not from the East India Tea Company.
Continenal Congress: "Oh, that's a shame."
American Merchants: "There were also Pringles in that cargo."
Continental Congress: "WAR!"

by John Hancock, Space Pirate June 5, 2011