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Loss Prevention Officer

Also known as LPO, typically work for retail stores, specializing in the recovery of merchandise and the apprehension of the shoplifter. Typically dressed in plain clothes to blend in as a shopper. LPO's use CCTV, floor observations, and 2-way windows to view the shoplifters in action.
Damn, I now have a misdemeanor on my record for life, because that damn Loss Prevention Officer arrested me over some dice!

DIIIIICCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
by LPO in CA June 19, 2008
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Prevenge

Like revenge, but without waiting for the act to occur.
Sure that Saddam Hussein would attack the USA, the acting president got prevenge by attacking first.
by Larry Montgomery February 2, 2004
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chain of prevents

A chain of events that prevents you from accomplishing anything important.
Billy: "Did you do the paper for history last night?"

Edwards: "Well, I started it but then Jimmy showed up with a twelve and showed me some videos online and... long story short, I didn't get it done because of the unexpected chain of prevents."
by Antrock February 25, 2010
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Previn

The coolest and handsome person in the planet. He is a sexy beast that all the hot girl want to go after.
Oh man, that guy was so Previn. I wish I could be Previn too.
by Coolkidbaby May 13, 2019
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Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
by deltax138 October 8, 2008
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Prevaricate

PrevaricateTo purposefully give answers that have nothing to do with the question that was asked.
Prevaricate When asked "Approximately how much did you cut cut the funding for housing vouchers?" The Secretary answered "I don't have the numbers in front of me."
by Curmudgeonous October 24, 2017
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Prevail

Gregory was far behind Frank, but ended up prevailing thanks to a second wind on the last lap.
by Diggity Monkeez February 22, 2005
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