These pretzels are making me thirsty

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.

You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)

by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007

Leg-Pretzel

A position of two people when you're snuggling and cuddling with your lover and your legs are intertwined with each other.

I love to wrap my legs around Ali as we cuddle in bed. He is the best to leg-pretzel with ever!

by eck0731 February 8, 2010

Salted Pretzel

The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.

"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"

"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."

by fireburn1222 January 17, 2017

These pretzels are making me thirsty

A seinfeld reference. Can be commonly used when you are angry, or also when someone is complaining about something trivial.

Person A -"I dont like my car because it only has two cupholders"

Person B - "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

by Kellenjoseph September 10, 2009

Pretzel Day

The only day of the year that Stanley is happy

There’s only three hundred sixty four more days until the next pretzel day

by KevinMalone69 November 14, 2018

Mango pretzels

Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.

Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?

Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.

Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?

Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!

by Soulxls June 16, 2020

pretzeling

v. Intertwining oneself with another while laying down, preferably with someone of the opposite sex. Can be done with or without intercourse.

You don't want to go in there, they're pretzeling.

by Aaron and Heather August 3, 2006