Pencey Summer

Summer of 2018 with a smell of treason in the air.

VP Mikey Pence's self-loathing, ideology and phony christianity have guaranteed we're gonna have a Pencey Summer—when the Russia scandal comes crashing down upon the entire Trump cabinet.

by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2018

The Prince's Tale

A chapter in the Harry Potter books, you'll have to read all the books to understand it though. Possibly one of the saddest stories ever. SPOILER ALERT: about a poor boy called Severus Snape who fell in love with a girl called Lily Evans when they were eleven years old. They went to Hogwarts and Lily was put in Gryffindor with Snape's yet-to-be lifelong rival, James Potter, while Snape was put in Slytherin. Snape still remained friends with Lily but James was jealous because he also loved Lily. James and his friends bullied Snape until one day Lily tried to make him stop. Snape called her a mudblood out of embarrassment and that ended their friendship. Lily eventually was married to James and they had a son who was the famous Harry Potter, the boy who lived, but then she died and Snape had to kind of keep an eye on Harry when he was at school which was bad for him because he seemed so much like James who he hated with all his life, but then he also seemed so much like Lily who he loved for all his life. That's pretty much a shortened version of it. So, it's a very sad story and it's much more romantic than that Bella Swan girl and the sparkly guy (I can tell so many twilight fans gonna dislike this). Oh well!

Example? No, he's got nothing to do with Harry Potter, he's the guy that sings "You changed the way you kissed me"...

What's he got to do with this?
This is about the prince's tale...

by JimBobBillyBob September 21, 2011

Croatian Prince

A Croatian Prince is a smart, educated, well built young man who looks to his future as a king. He is athletic, charming and respected by all man kind. Girls want to be his bride. He is a business minded guy who makes plenty of money, drives expensive cars and gives often to help the less fortunate.

Is that a star in the crowd? No that is a Croatian Prince!

by D Shark M December 18, 2010

Prince Hans

A douchebag ex-boyfriend who starts out as a kind, sweet, almost angelic guy but then ends up betraying you in the end, showcasing his true nature.

"Did you read the ending of that novel?!"
"Yeah, I can't believe her boyfriend was the killer all along! He seemed...almost perfect in the beginning!"
"I know, right? He's totally a Prince Hans!"

by linhderella June 29, 2014

prince lorenzo

An asshole piercing

“Did you hear Martin got a new piercing? Yeah, it’s something called a Prince Lorenzo. His sphincter still hasn’t healed yet.”

by Xalthaxar September 15, 2023

Finger prince

In an animaniacs episode Yakko told Dot to look for prints, for clues, Dot didn't hear him correctly so she found Prince instead (Prince being an old musician), so he tries to correct her by saying "no, no, no, finger prints", but Dot still hears it as finger Prince, fingering being the practice of putting a finger inside someone's vagina or anus and Dot didn't really want to do that so she threw him out the window.

In the thoughts of dot, Yakko said, "no no no finger prince."

by Miket_k August 11, 2010

fresh prince of bel-air

The story about how Will Smith's life turned upside down. So take a minute (more like 30) and sit right there and he'll tell you how he became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. One of the best sitcoms ever made an had a good run from 1990-1996 and the reruns are on Nick at Nite.

Will: Girl, your feet tired? Cuz you've been runnin' through my mind <i>all</i> day!
(The girl walks away while Will chases after the "fresh prince of bel-air").

by sazzlefrazzle January 15, 2006