Precumer

A precumer is a virgin who has started to masturbate after being in a relationship.

Jake has been in a relationship for 5 years and now decides to masturbate. That makes him a precumer

by virginboylookingforsex December 17, 2018

Precumdiment

The runny, watery substance that first escapes the condiment bottle before the actual condiment because you didn’t shake the bottle enough.

Gross! I got precumdiment from the mustard bottle all over my hamburger.

by Bfunkadelia December 10, 2020

Precumceived

A baby conceived playing “just the tip”, or other activity’s in which a full climax has not occurred.

I swear we never even had sex! That baby was precumceived!

by Bluebeemer53 June 15, 2023

Precummer

Someone who is always coming way too early to an event and getting hated for it.

"Dude, Kevin is SUCH a Precummer!"

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025