Powermeat

Reference to the legendary schlong of Karate master Chi-zou-whing. It is often used today for mostly intimidation purposes, though it has been argued that some "Really big guy" claims the use of the word 'powermeat' in a loud voice can achieve "Maximum bonage"

I noticed you were falling. Here, grab my powermeat and hold on.

by Raanshad April 25, 2003

powermeat

noun-Reference to the male genitalia, particularly the schlong. This term originated somehere around the mid nineteenth century, as a label for the legendary schlong of this one Patagonian guy.

"My powermeat is approaching maximum velocity!!"

by Jeremy April 25, 2003

powerbat

To masturbate furiously,to beat one's penis with much vigour

That girl really turned me on I'm going home for a powerbat

by Stable May 12, 2008

PowerBeats

A certain kind of headphone that will help you lose friendships.

*Person with PowerBeats on next to an AirPods user*

Beats: WOW, best headphones ever!

AirPods person: EEWWW, go yeeet yourself. PowerBeats SUCCKKKKKK.

by HarisWHS July 21, 2019

Powershit

When you take a shit, and while still on the can, jerk off. It's best to wait until the shit has left your body before you begin yankin'. This maneuver is a real time-saver. It works best if you can manage to bring a laptop or other source of porn in to the bathroom with you.

Girlfriend: So now that you're out of the bathroom, do you want to have sex?

Boyfriend: Nah, I just took a powershit so I'm good to go.

Girlfriend: UGHHHH. *turns on vibrator*

by Pigroaster deluxe June 4, 2011

Powerswitch

1) When a female or male is "turned on" by what they see or feel.

2) The feeling that you want to get "horny"

Yeah last night he definitely turned on my powerswitch
turned on horny

by Awesomeness 253 September 5, 2016

Powershit

The kind of shit that is so fast and hard it has no sound, you don’t feel it, but the toilet feels it. the toilet is practically murdered by the sheer force of that major shit.

Damn, that powershit was so fast, my toilet bowl bursted!

by Beatmaimeat October 19, 2018