potat

An empire run by Danny DeVito made up of stupid middle schoolers that have nothing better to do. There are 3 other empires that are known, Celery, Brocolli, and Carrot. The Potats are at war with celery. One potat is sadly the child of a celery so another potat has adopted them. Anyone can be a potato the only rule is that you can't be friends with broccoli or celery.

Potats are all mighty.

by astor_pigeon October 8, 2020

potatize

Verb. Originates from the word 'potato', the English word for... well, a potato. We all know what a potato is. But that's besides the point. To potatize is to kill someone with a poisoned potato bought from Jamie Oliver's range at Sainsbury's. These potatoes are part of an evil plot devised by Jamie Oliver to kill us all, and a select few know about these plans. I myself only know because I was told by my dear friend Kaddywyn. Anyway, moving on. Potatization is a very serious affair, and will only be stopped by word of mouth. This definition is helping to save the world, please inform your friends and neighbours.

"Oh god! He's been potatized!"

by Rocket Queen UK August 25, 2005

Potate

to open a debate when no one asked for your opinion

Don't potate here, I'm going to tell a story

by Chloe Blue February 22, 2015

Potate

A thicc and petite woman.

Damn, that woman is potate

by hydragrace June 13, 2019

Potator

A tator-tot that looks like it had bred with the Terminator. Just a bigger than normal tator-tot.

Yo, dude! Don't minions kinda look like potators?

by Rawrzer February 13, 2014

potat

Is best food for Latvian. Is much malnourish. If have potat, is probably rokk. You probably hallucinate. Sush is life. Please see politburo.

"What did one potat say to other potat?"
"Make no sense. Who have two potat?"

by notwaffle July 8, 2021

Potat

Someone sexually aroused by a potato

Yeah, that girl is such a potat.

by DatPotat June 1, 2017