Postal Diaries

Website created by quite possibly the most famous internet persona known to man. Do a google search for Postal Diaries to find the site.

aye, rafflez, wataf, surslee, bitch eyes, zatch, gurbob, and many many more.

by Rafflesnakes April 5, 2005

emily postal

Over-reaction to a perceived minor breach of etiquette.

I started to eat my entree with my salad fork, and the hostess went emily postal on me!

by SeattleMnM May 13, 2011

postal service

Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley, Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie, and Jimmy Tamborello of dntel created the synthpop group The Postal Service.

You would think I'm gay because I listen to postal service, but i'm not!

by Vagina McGinestein December 14, 2004

Coastal Postal

While on vacation at the beach, hooking up with a random person, consisting of at least a blowjob.

Ivy got some Coastal Postal while at the beach.

by MountAiryXC October 15, 2010

going postal

Basicly, "going postal" is pulling a uzi, assault rifle or most any other firearm out from under your jacket and going nuts. That is, wasting anyone and anything you see, and then probably yourself. A bit like going apeshit.

Jim had left another burning paper bag of crap on John's doorstep, so John retaliated by going postal on his ass.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 19, 2004

go postal

to succumb to fatigue and tension, to be become violently angry(from a series of incidents from the mid 80s to the 90s where various postal workers went on shooting rampages)

I will not let him go postal in plain sight.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2008

Postal Regret

When you post something to a social site e.g. facebook, twitter; and you regret it after a few seconds or minutes, but are too lazy to remove it. Or you just want to know the response that it will get, but eventually regret ever doing so.

I posted something onto my facebook without looking at Urban Dictionary first... and now I have postal regret.

by Mgamerz May 13, 2010