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Freudian Portmanteau

When a Freudian Slip occurs whitin a single word and it forms a new word out of two or more words that previously existed separately.
Freudian Portmanteau: "These Notifuckations won't go away!"
by WhyteBeard August 12, 2016
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Porjangle

The hair that resides in the area between your asshole and ball sack.
"Shit man I need to shave my Porjangle its getting to long!"

"Have you ever braided your Porjangle?"

Bryan: "Dude! I got my first Porjangle! I'm having so much fun with it!"
Billy: "Damn sucka I've had mine since I was Two!"
Logan: "I put mine in cornrows!"
Erin: " You guys are perverts."
by LR, BE, CA, BR, BH, TB May 10, 2008
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Permanent Records

A myth created by schools to make you behave.
Little do most people know is that your records from one school gets erased after you change schools. The only thing you should REALLY worry about is getting good grades. This doesn't mean you can misbehave like a maniac because you can get a red letter which will mean you're fucked for colleges/universities opportunities.
"I want my records to be clean"
"You and I both know that there's no such thing as a 'Permanent Records'"
by Pecheck September 3, 2007
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permanent shotgun

when someone has shotgun everytime they ride in that certain car even if someone else calls shotgun.
Joe: Lets ride up to Wal-Mart
Chris: I call shotgun!
Phil: No way bitch I got permanent shotgun!
Chris: Damnit!
by perm. shotty. December 13, 2006
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Permanoob

Someone who is a noob, only unlike a regular noob, they have absolutely no chance of becoming anything more. They are permanently a noob. Permanoob status can result from a long line of noobly mistakes, or one mistake so huge a person can never live it down.
Did you hear jacie locked her keys in the car on that trip and her spare keys were hundreds of miles away?!?
YA! she is a total permanoob!

Dude! I can not beat this level no matter what I do!
Sounds about right permanoob, let a pro take over.
by DB_KG March 26, 2010
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permanips

the state at which both nipples are permanently erect
Wow, that guy is either really cold or has permanips!
by Erica C. Jones February 6, 2009
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Pourmand

Persia's Finest
O wow is that Pourmand!
by Spandex13 June 30, 2011
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