alpha porker

An obese person having the highest rank in a dominance hierarchy.

The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by andyspam October 5, 2013

Porker-Pig

Being fat. and remember, if you are skinny, you can still be fat... like cutting in line at mcdonald's just cause you are hungry and fat.... eating your food before you leave any drive-thru...un-buttoning your pants after a meal...asking for no ice in your drink at a restaraunt because ur fat and want more soda....accidently taking a big bite of ur finger instead of ur food...if people at a fast food restaraunt i.e. McDonald's know you by ur first name... now thats a Porker-Pig for you.

1. Wow, what a fuckin Porker-Pig, that guy asked for thick crust on his pizza.

2. KAREN is a Porker-Pig, she got mad cause i ate one of her fries.

3. a Porker-Pig can be someone who says, "oh no thank you im not that hungry"....(because they're cheap and fat) then 5 minutes later saying, "ok maybe just a little" but they end up eating the whole plate of tacos.

by Teresa Palacios January 3, 2006

Tangy Porker

When you stick your had down your breeks, pull back your foreskin and run your thumb around your helmet and wipe off as much cheese as humanly possible.

Then rub it on the persons top lip, just clipping their nostrils as you go.

Euan's been an annoying wee dick all night, constantly looking for an argument!

Go and give him a Tangy Porker then. That will shut him up.

by Tangerine pipey November 11, 2016

Peter porker

Someone who role plays as Spider-Man for love making.

I won't were that costume Peter porker

by Spooderp March 22, 2016

cork porker

Another way to say ass fucker or fag. Most commonly used to describe a co-worker in the office or other place of employment.

Look at Jimbo over there...yeah he doen't have a clue, what a cork porker.

by GReddyTalon July 14, 2006

Pie porker

Some sick fuck who sticks his dick in all his friends pies. And poots while doing it.

I caught Fart, the pie porking bandit sticking his dick in all my pies! What a pie porker!

by Fart fart poot November 3, 2019

The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife

"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"

by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 30, 2020