Poptart

One who revolves their life around Pop.

Oh my God Riley, we're not poptarts so stop making every song have Cinnamon Poptart looking-ass Donky Kong vocals.

by DaddyBarnacle January 9, 2022

Poptart

One of the many attempts to create an N-word like term to describe white people. Essentially, whenever a white person is acting ignorant or foolish, or simply too white, one may call them a poptart.

Damn, theres more poptarts in here than a fucking kellogs factory!
Imma throw you in the toaster poptart!
Shut up you property-owning, money-having, child-rearing, cracker-ass poptart!

by poptarts anonymous January 8, 2011

PopTart

basically this is anyone who is considered a space case, twink, or ditz. It is usually referring to girls but it can apply to guys as well. the person must be in high school and must be considered to be one of the "popular" group. this is what the "pop" in poptart refers to. the "tart" part of it is easy: fake, slightly stupid, and annoying. Tart is an old insult so it makes sense here.

That girl is such a PopTart. Why dosn't she ever think for herself?

by C Star August 3, 2005

PopTart

Another word for bae,

Soon to be bae,
Or a pet name for a cute boy you have a crush on you use with your best friend so no one knows who he is

PopTart texted me last night, he called me bae!

by Ohana_Ashley December 2, 2014

Poptart

when a enormous bump swells on a woman genitalia

*Jeff* "you seen Stacy Poptart bro?"
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.

by PT4L February 16, 2019

Poptart

An individual who displays poor social skills and touts mental illness, non binary sexuality, and/or physical impairment around like a badge or personality replacement, often starved of attention or flat out insane. Often of low intelligence or educationally stunted. Consumes poptarts and Chicken Tenders exclusively.

"Sarah thinks she's vaccine injured and tells everyone her name is Jacob now. She's such a Poptart.

by URwatUeat August 25, 2019

Poptart

The phenomena that occurs when one farts underwater and her gaseous bubble moves up and around her torso before exiting between her cleavage.

That poptart had some incredible aim and pungence.

by JeninjaCO December 17, 2014