Poopertunity

When the opportunity presents itself to take that poo that you've been waiting for. When you're so excited to get this poop out and your bowels free!

Excuse me friends I have a poopertunity I can't pass up!

by JamieDonBoss April 11, 2016

Poopertunity

Chance too take a poop

I missed my poopertunity when the Taco Bell kicked in and could not get to bathroom.

by Jinnieninnie February 18, 2021

Window of poopertunity

The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.

The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.

by Snigel December 10, 2016

Pooportunity

An opportunity to poo.

Man, when we were at the mall, I totally missed my pooportunity, and now I have to wait until I get home.

by KoBoington June 30, 2012

pooportunity

The prime set of circumstances to allow you to poop in a public place without being noticed. Such as when someone in a neighboring stall flushes. Especially for someone with public poop anxiety.

As soon as Marcy heard the crapper flush in the next stall over, she seized the pooportunity and dropped a quick deuce.

by cootpoot January 6, 2015

Pooportunity

A shitty opportunity. Could be an opportunity during your day to poop. Also used in context of a lose-lose situation.

There’s a meeting in 15 minutes, so I’m going to take the pooportunity to use the bathroom.

I have to call this guy from another department because he messed up an order and he always hits on me. What a pooportunity.

by Jmoney2727 August 13, 2018

Poopportunity

1) the moment in a public restroom when you have to poop and you have the restroom to yourself
2) making money, or creating a business centered around poop

1) My poopportunity was ruined when I heard someone open the restroom door!
2) Squatty Potty and Poo-Pouri are two we’ll know pooportunities, but did you hear about the lady in Maine making Turdy people out of moose poop? Everyone is getting in on the poopportunity train!

by Brunette Barby October 25, 2018