poozer

A drippy, frumpy-ass loser. Usually seen in ironic t-shirts (i.e. "Take Me Drunk I'm Home"), psorasis, and acne.

The guys playing Magic Cards at that table over there are a bunch of poozers.

by bricksprickly December 16, 2002

poozer

Something smelly or unpleasant, especially when regarding excrement.

"My guinea pig stinks so much, I have to change his cage 5 times a week!"

"Wow, what a poozer."

by sbfishy January 27, 2005

pooze

Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...

After waking up in his Vegas hotel room, he went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. His pooze smelled so much like vodka redbull, it made him want to vomit...which he did.

by Clinton Beaverpants January 11, 2009

poozle

NOUN 1. a small piece of lint or fluff
2. the knubbly bits of a sweater

as in: "you have a poozle on your shirt, let me pick it off for you"

there could be a poozle sticking anywhere

by Zooney May 6, 2006

poozer

An Asshole (the literal sense of the word as in the anal opening)

I have an itchy poozer.

by Poozer Cake March 23, 2007

Pooze

The slippery anal juice that is excreted after savage pounding of the rectum. Pooze is also known for the extra thick blood created by the anal fissures that a woman suffers after savage anus pounding.

Fred exclaimed to his friend that the god damn bitch got pooze all over his dick, forcing Fred to give her a poozey dirty sanchez.

by Augustana Student July 29, 2008

noise pooze

the action of taking a sound wave or musical vibration and twisting/warping it into something strange and new.

that ultra-phaser pedal really likes to noise pooze your guitar tone.

try noise poozing the vocal track so it sounds fucked.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008