Poopular

Being very well know but having a bad reputation.

Tom: "Dude, she's super poopular. She sleeps with almost every guy she meets!"

Jerry: "Yeah I better stay away from her."

by HonorTheSoldier December 4, 2013

poor thing

A phrase used to denote sympathy for someone, usually in moment of misfortune for said person.

Dave: I'm not feeling so great today. My hamster of five years passed away this morning.
Lisa: Oh you poor thing! I'm so sorry for your loss.
poor baby

by TurtleChelleFromHell02 September 16, 2016

poor mans crack

Pure nicotine added to a cigarette. Nobody should ever do this.

Billy got a bottle of pure nicotine so that he can make poor mans crack. Dumb-ass.

by cbubbles40 June 18, 2011

Poor Man's Bouquet

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."

1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."

by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011

a poor waif in his underwear

people who blow their cover as Kremlin propagandists

He called him"a poor waif in his underwear", so he's definitely not a native English speaker

by saint-G July 28, 2023

poor man's std test

A cheap way to find out what you may or may not have caught from having sex, comprised of having unprotected sex with a girl, then calling her a week later and telling her that your ex girlfriend called and said she tested positive for HIV. The fear caused by this little white lie will incite said girl to go get checked out. Within a week she will call you and let you know what you have or don't have.

Guy 1: "Man. I really wish I had health insurance."

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been with so many whores lately, I'd be surprised if I didn't have something, and I can't afford to go to the doctor to get checked out."

Guy 2: "Well now you can thanks to the Poor Man's STD Test!"

by nacko420 July 5, 2010

Poor man's layaway

The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".

Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"

Jack: So, what happened?

Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.

by CactusHeart January 17, 2012