porphyric pedophilia 

a person who has to be a pedophile to circulate there blood

my friend ben has porphyric pedophilia

porphyric pedophilia by wisemanofthenorthwest January 21, 2012

poopoodick 

poopoodick

peson1. did you hear about what Cierra did last week?

person2. which Cierra
person1. you know, the one with the big nose.
person2. Oh, you mean the one with poopoodick

poopoodick by Davecoolguy November 2, 2019

Poopxotic 

The fruitless, Don Quixote-like attempt to take a dump when you are completely constipated

I knew the hour I spent on the bowl was poopxotic, but as I hadn't gone in 3 days, I had to try.

Poopxotic by JY 1991 October 25, 2020

Pooponics 

Marijuana that was very poorly grown, may have a bad taste, may look brown or off in color, or can be used to describe marijuana that you don’t feel any effects from (weak, bunk, garbage).

Man I’ve never seen weed that bad, that must be some pooponics!

Pooponics by Michigan Mogly November 11, 2020

poopooriuhif 

Poop but with more

wow I had to poop so bad but I poopooriuhif. *Dies*

poopooriuhif by 20007 June 2, 2021

poochoice 

When someone absolutely nukes a toilet in a choice of life or death. Their bowels are so ruptured that it is a life or death situation.

"Hey Cameron I'll be back gotta poochoice"
"Alright man be careful don't push to hard"

poochoice by Robert Pattison(Batman) March 20, 2022