poostalker

A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).

A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!

by numbershaper May 27, 2010

pookstar

A term of endearment a wife uses for her husband.
(Usually the wife is much better looking and more intelligent)

Husband: Hey my beautiful, smart, modest wife how are you today?
Wife: I'm good Pookstar how are you today?

by muffdawg October 15, 2017

Poostain

Anyone named Justin. Derived from the Spanish pronunciation, "hoo-stane".

Me: Have you seen Justin anywhere?
Friend: I haven't seen Poostain in weeks!

by Christopher Mingo December 15, 2016

poopstain

a chocolate lab or other brown dog

How did you teach him to catch a frisbee like that? Oh that is such a cute poopstain!

by V and J March 2, 2008

poopstain

A person who dont know what they are talkin about and is stupid and should just not talk: If minds had a smell this persons would smell like a poopstain.

shutup you freakin poopstain

by my name dude December 20, 2009

pookitaya

1. pussy
2. the act of getting pussy

synonyms: pootytang, poonani

ex 1: "This pernil smells like POOKITAYA!"
ex 2: "Man you know what I need right now. POOKITAYA!"

by swankita June 26, 2009

Poopstars

When you butthole is so tight you poop out lil star shaped turds

man after She went up there with the icicle I made poopstars for a week !

by Shiskaboom April 9, 2010