Pookachu

A Pookachu, in not at all related to the popular Pokémon anime syndication though casual observers may think it appears so due to the similarity of spelling and diction, Rather, a Pookachu is a feminine noun indicative of one who possesses an abnormally well developed sense of empathy coupled with an unmistakeable degree of passion, devotion, and commitment for her singular universal soulmate. Extremely rare in nature, she is evidenced by unbreakable dedication, impossible devotion, steamy sexuality, and a tireless commitment to being a true lady in the manner exemmpkified by women in the United States during the first half of 20th century America.

I'd like to introduce you to my wife, my Pookachu.

by The mature jester November 6, 2023

Menso Poko Poko

Menso Poko Poko basically means "Seeing but not saying". Mostly its related to a state of complete surprise at what happens randomly or unexpectedly in life. Menso Means "Eyes in Nyanja" while Poko means "Poking". So its a combination of eye popping in disbelief or surprised.

I came home and found that the dog had eaten my lunch I was just Menso Poko Poko
She told him she loved him and Menso Poko Poko was all he could do.

by Bixi FiftyFyve August 18, 2016

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009

poodoo

Poodoo basically started out as meaning "extremely poor" or "an extremely poor person". Over the years, it has evolved to "no class", "ghetto", "dumb", "hated it" ..just all around bunk. Anything with a negative connotation can be poodoo.

Background:
A really poor family with the name "Poodoo" or "Pudu" lived in Kaplan, Louisiana and they were so poodoo that their name just stuck.

The road that the family lived on is still called Poodoo Road by local residents. Its official name, however, is Merchant Road -- named after a not-so-poodoo family, the Merchant's of Kaplan.

"Why is she dating him? He's so poodoo."
"Does this shirt look poodoo?"
"Our new library has poodoo orange carpets"
"My hair looks poodoo"
"Leaving your Christmas lights up till July is pretty poodoo."
"If your car window gets smashed and you use duct tape and a trash bag to fix it, you are poodoo."

by c-dogg lemaire January 26, 2005

Poodoo

1. In the Star Wars galaxy, it is a Huttese term meaning "fodder." It is often paired with the word "Bantha," which is a type of large animal in the Star Wars galaxy, to describe someone who is unworthy or lowly in the eyes of the speaker.

2. It can also be used as an exclamation for when something goes wrong, akin to the word dammit. This is one reason why it is often confused for the word shit.

See also: bantha fodder

1. Sebulba: "You won't walk away from this one, you slave scum!"
Anakin: "Don't count on it, slimeball!"
Sebulba: "You're Bantha poodoo!"

2. Sebulba: "Poodoo!"

by "Old Ben" Kenobi June 29, 2010

Pookake

A fetish whereby dozens of men shit on the face of one woman, one right after the other.

Dude, bukkake is so 2012. It's all about pookake now.

by rogerthewhale November 25, 2013

Pokosexual

An Obsession involving Poker and Homosexual Butt fucking.Also a sexual fetish, where multiple men meet up in a confined room and have gay sex with each other while playing Texas hold'em. Or in Poko terms Texas poke'em.Weed smoking is also common during a Pokosexual experience, but many would agree they just like to drink a few beer, and go all in.
Note: It has been reported that some pokos actually sleep on poker tables.

Johnny:"Man that poko is walking funny"
Stewart:"yeah he must of been up late playing Pokem Last night"
Johnny:"Poor guy his butt cheeks must be sore"
Stewart:"Once a Pokosexual always a Pokosexual"

by Moe Sizlak October 19, 2006