Poncing 

the sight of a guy wearing tight athletic shorts that totally show his package on the side, facing the thigh. Named after an RA at Florida International University.

1)Why did you look at him with that face?
2)Did you see his package? He was totally poncing.
1)Yeah, I noticed that too. But... I kinda liked it.

Poncing by PHResident October 7, 2009

poning the noobs

Getting your ass kicked in gears by GraGraGravity

Poning the noobs is fucking awesome

poning the noobs by Jim Morrison fucked your mom February 21, 2009

poncing 

to rape a woman, to force yourself upon her and rape her.

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, or sentimental about women or something-but I just can't stomach the idea of poncing at all. I've nothing but contempt, real, deep contempt, for ponces.

poncing by bromandude November 26, 2007

Polying 

The word polying is being defined as lying in order to avoid being impolite, inappropriate or rude in social situations. The word is based on the connection of the two words polite + lying = polying. The verb polying is being conjugated the same way as the verb lying. The semantic meaning of the word polying is softer than the meaning of the word lying because of the good intentions one has when polying e.g. in order to avoid hurting someone's feelings.

A young man stopped in front of her. “Is everything okay?” he asked. He seemed worried. "I'm fine," she polied, trying to hide her tears. The truth was too unbearable and he was a total stranger. He was obviously just trying to be polite. / She was polying to her friends all the time. She didn't want them to know, how vulnerable and broken she was. / “Do you love me?” she asked. “Of course,” he polied. What else could he say? He simply wasn't there yet.

Polying by definition nerd December 3, 2016

Ponding 

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.

My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.

Ponding by H2omeier June 27, 2017

Ponting 

Moving/bouncing your leg if you're bored or anxious

I was bored so I started ponting

Ponting by DeTopiaan August 19, 2019

Ponking 

(Verb)

1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.

2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.

3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.

Ex 1.

Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.

Ex.2

Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.

Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.

Ponking by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020