Pondering Orb

To ponder a round blue ball

Person 1: I'm coming over you better not be pondering your orb
Person 2: *pondering orb*

by ohwellyknow123 November 29, 2021

A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.

Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.

by lTronHubbard July 29, 2008

Rudy Ponder

The Three Rivers Mexican Spiderman pirate. He is the ultimate badass. He loves music, movies, sports, going out, making out, and working out. He is also a man who has the greatest girlfriend..ever.

"Wow, he is such a Rudy Ponder, his girlfriend kicks ass...."

"Man, that guy is such a Rudy Ponder, he knows everything, and knows how to do everything."

by Bobthemanisawesome July 15, 2009

jimbo ponder

The best maintenance man known. Born in 1966. Originally from Tulsa Oklahoma, he currently resides in Denton County Texas.

Jimbo Ponder fixed our A.C. this summer. (Maintenance )

by Fact Checked December 18, 2016

Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

Pondering Panda

Some one who his often in deep thought yet cool and cute like a panda

Jordan :"why does he look like that?"
Foster:"that is cause he's thinking, he a pondering panda"
Jordan"Oh that is why he all so cute"

by Pondering Panda May 31, 2018