by T1 axtive September 19, 2023
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A polyamorous's lifestyle and a highschooler's lifestyle hold uncanny parallels. In both lifestyles individuals have multiple relationships going on at one time, both sexaul and romantic. And everyone involved is relatively ok with.
A polyamorous's lifestyle and a highschooler's lifestyle hold uncanny parallels. In both lifestyles individuals have multiple relationships going on at one time, both sexaul and romantic. And everyone involved is relatively ok with.
Billy- "Hey Johnny! Guess who I did last night?"
Johnny- "I don't know? Your girlfriend? Jane, right?"
Billy - "Nope."
Johnny- "Oh mannn, you're cheating on her?"
Billy- "No."
Johnny- "Then who?"
Billy- "My other girlfriend, Diane. And I think I'm gunna get some tonight from my other girlfriend Dorene!"
Johnny- "How do you have so many girlfriends??!?! Don't they care that you're cheating?"
Billy- "Haha, I'm not cheating! It's called polyamorous! They all have other boyfriends too."
Johnny- "Wow, when I grow up, I want to be a polyamorous"
Johnny- "I don't know? Your girlfriend? Jane, right?"
Billy - "Nope."
Johnny- "Oh mannn, you're cheating on her?"
Billy- "No."
Johnny- "Then who?"
Billy- "My other girlfriend, Diane. And I think I'm gunna get some tonight from my other girlfriend Dorene!"
Johnny- "How do you have so many girlfriends??!?! Don't they care that you're cheating?"
Billy- "Haha, I'm not cheating! It's called polyamorous! They all have other boyfriends too."
Johnny- "Wow, when I grow up, I want to be a polyamorous"
by kittycattycat April 11, 2007
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Jackie: So James told me he loves me and wants to get in a relationship but he wants me to meet the other guys at the same time.
Sarah: omg he’s one of those polyamorours people GIRL GET OUT OF THERE! That’s not the type of relationship you want!
Polyamorous: Having your cake and eating it too
Sarah: omg he’s one of those polyamorours people GIRL GET OUT OF THERE! That’s not the type of relationship you want!
Polyamorous: Having your cake and eating it too
by YouLostARealThing February 23, 2019
Get the Polyamorous mug.When a women loves two different guys at once. Only she can't decide who she really wants. So she just drags them both on.
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Also see: greasy hoe
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I’m polyamorous.
“With who?”
Frank, Mike, Daniel, Bill, Myles, d’quan, the guy from the bar last week, the guy from the bar the week before that, DeShawn, Your dad, your brother, your son…
“With who?”
Frank, Mike, Daniel, Bill, Myles, d’quan, the guy from the bar last week, the guy from the bar the week before that, DeShawn, Your dad, your brother, your son…
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