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Polyamorous

It's just Kyle Alfino, or anyone named Kyle really
Bree: haha did you hear about Kyle
Nora: yeah! being Kyle is polyamorous, which is ok
by Han is just being nice July 12, 2020
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Polyamorous

When you are a pervert, but too upper class to accept it, so you say you are 'polyamorous' to retain a sense of superiority.
Bob: Milly is polyamorous, she sleeps with Chris and Todd on a Tuesday, and me on Fridays.
by megafapper1995 March 12, 2021
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Polyearmorous

/pälē ir mə-rəs/
adjective

the state or practice of having more than one conversation at the same time about completely different topics, e.g. talking to someone on the phone and talking to someone in the same room as you while simultaneously texting someone all at the same time.
Erin is so polyearmorous, always juggling conversations. I wish Erin would focus their attention on one person at a time like Obama does. Obama is awesome.
by randomgirrrl April 23, 2017
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Polyamorous XD

A bipolar cunt that trolls artist's pages in an attempt to draw discussion away from intelligent conversation so that she can be the center of attention. She can be identified by bullying tactics and illogical arguments.
This Polyamorous XD raised holy hell because someone wouldn't accept her analogy comparing a baby's bad art to an adult's today in the art forum where the question was about what makes bad art.
by Smile0231 May 11, 2018
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Polyamorous

A romantic relationship dynamic consisting of 3 or more people loving on each other. They do not feel comfortable being anyone's ‘everything’ and one true love. Human jealousy and insecurity is something they often demonize, gaslight and/or reprogram out of themselves and each other. Most modern polys think they are more evolved than monogamous people. Polyamorous typically conflate monogamy with codependency. They like having multiple people to fulfill their "needs" because one person cannot meet all needs. Like it even matters. They don't grasp the fact that others can sit with themselves for 5 minutes or simply have platonic friends. Instead of interdependence, their solution is to spread out their emotional responsibility over multiple people. They often make a disingenuous argument that their romantic love is similar to loving family or parents of multiple kids. They sell their dynamic as this altruistic romantic love, which is actually very rare. They often prove this by not exactly investing as much of themselves in each of their partners.
Sally and David realized they are Polyamorous. They are looking for a new woman to join their polycule. David likes motorcycles and cars! Sally is like, well...having a car.
by DramaticDictionary August 2, 2023
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polyjamorous

The ability to listen seamlessly to multiple genres of music on opposite sides of the spectrum without batting an eyelid
Dude, did we just switch from Electro Swing to Mongolian Throat Metal, I think we're polyjamorous
by Altrius December 24, 2023
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polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
by ghost.png February 2, 2024
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