Polish

What you call a woman that you want to suck and polish your cock.

Excuse me, are you Polish?

by Frank Palace January 8, 2012

Polish

When a female has no bodily curves, lending the term "Polish" as her body has similar proportions to a pole.

Vinny: DAMMMNNN, that bitch straight Polish dawg.
Greg: Yeah man, she ain't lookin right.
Vinny: Word son, she's lookin like a mad grenade right now.
Evan: What the fuck man, does she eat food...?

by McTweezy September 2, 2010

Polish Hankie

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.

I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.

by will bitten September 30, 2016

shoe polish

The best way to kill a werewolf.

Make sure your shoe polish contains silver nitrate first, otherwise it won't work and you'll get your head torn off instead.

by ibangerjeepers May 21, 2022

Polish helicopter

After consuming 10-15 beers you hang yourself naked upside down from the ceiling fan .. You then pee continuously till you become dizzy and fall to the floor ....a somewhat high risk maneuver so some form of head protection is usually advised when performing this act

PHIL: "hey Larry do you and Cindy want to come over for dinner tonight?"..... LARRY:" probably not she's not talking to me since I pissed all over her couches and fell through her glass coffee table doing the polish helicopter last night

by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016

polish cow

the holy cow that is in the bible

holy cow=polish cow

by comic guy November 25, 2020

polish mount

Two guys in a sixtynine position

Bryan & Kent use the old polish mount to make sure they both get what they want on Valentine's Day.

by Bigboypdx March 5, 2017