Podography

Porn on your iPod. Portable and easy to hide.

I sneak out of church sermons to watch my podography in the stalls.

by JBU III January 11, 2008

Podocracy

Podocracy is the term used in No. Los Angeles County to describe the idiocy within our democracy caused by the ipod, podcasting, and/or blogging generation.

Every blogger has an opinion--it's a free country so in our democracyfreedom of speech has run rampant at the expense of sanity and has turned into a podocracy at the expense of sanity. As a result, the rise of the Rally to Restore Sanity tour by Jon Stewart ensued.

by @Podocracy September 8, 2011

Podonkus

A dinosaur that lived during between the Jurassic and Cretaceous ages. It has two legs and no arms, a slight under-bite and wings, which was used to attract the oppisite sex. It lived for a total of 10 years and entire population comprised of a male and 4 females. The only male was bad with women and was rejected by all four and used a time machine to come present times. he talks like a ghetto person. An example of him talking is below.

yer, Ima podonkus and I really talking about maself cause I like maself as much as maself. I think i realz cool cause i hav too legs that i use to walk with, and i like to eat teh birds, but dey real hardddddd to catch cause dey can fly, but i can't, i has to jump really hi..... poodonkussss

by Luke the sexy January 10, 2012

podogog

Alpha ascended from roommates in pod

Charles: Midik is the top dog in our pod!
Lucie*: Don't you mean the podgpd?
Charles: It's podogog, the feminine form is podogag!

by midikurlips June 7, 2019

Podopedonecrophilia

Someone who is attracted to sleeping children’s feet
Podophilia (foot fetish)
Pedophilia (children fetish)
Necrophiliacs (fetish for the dead/sleeping)
Combine all three and you get

Podopedonecrophilia
Aka the Farrell fetish

Bro dalton has podopedonecrophilia, he likes to stroke Sleeping year 7’s Feet

by Bitchha August 28, 2020

podolagnos

Podolagnos is a cat who like lick foot.He lives in Greece and he can "slurp" your foot without u notice it

Podolagnos wants your foot😼

by Woahster November 20, 2021

podoux

Indian guys who cannot play minecraft. Although they are bad at minecraft they are extremely popular with women and are often known as chick magnets.

Dhruv: Ah shit! I'm so bad at minecraft!
Akku: Don't worry, you are still an amazing podoux

by DaBabyLover April 25, 2022