A Newport pocket rocket is when someone puts a dildo in a freezer until it's ice cold then shoves it up there shitter (if you'd pardon the pun) with any lube
by gfjb December 28, 2015
Get the Newport pocket rocketmug. a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other love hole)
by ubertyrant July 4, 2008
Get the Jizz Pocket Rocketmug. 1. A term used in reference to a vagina, derived from the comparison of a penis to a rocket, and the insertion of the penis into the vagina
by Geoffrey Arkansas October 5, 2006
Get the Rocket Pocketmug. by jizzinator January 5, 2009
Get the rocket pocketmug. A MALE THONG OR G-STRING THAT WHEN WORN HAS THE TENDENCY TO FORM TO THE PENIS AND SCROTUM AND SIMULATE A SLEEVE OR COCOON AROUND THE PENIS AND SCROTUM...
by BUTTBUSTER December 5, 2009
Get the rocket pocketmug. by drb350 January 19, 2011
Get the red rocket pocketmug. A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!
by becy May 3, 2005
Get the y-front cock pocket jock rocketsmug.