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by TheAverageLookingGuy February 26, 2017
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PMS

A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*
by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004
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PMS

PMS (Pre-Menstrual Syndrome) or PMS-ing (Verb) has a wide array of symptoms but happens typically one to two weeks before someone’s period. As someone who gets periods and is probably PMS-ing right now, I want to tell people who don’t experience PMS that we cannot control how angry, sad, happy etc we get so please try to be understanding as we don’t mean to be mean and it’s hard for us. Of course you don’t have to go all out but just being willing to listen is enough.
Friend: Hey, are you okay?
“Yeah, I’m just PMS-ing”
Friend: Oh well it’s okay, I’m here if you wanna talk!
by spoiled_rich_milk February 27, 2022
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pm

1. private message or personal message - messaging someone personally in a one-to-one chat. synonym: direct message, or dm.

2. pretty much.

3. prime minister.
George: the easiest way to contact the pm is to pm them.
Sargon: pm the pm?
George: pm.
by niggalas sage June 9, 2019
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PMS

A curse. A symbol of unfairness. An uncontrollable Hell that fulfills all the things that can make a woman sad: fatness, ugliness, and ickiness. It occurs a week or days before a woman's period.

During this time, men will drive women to become lesbians for the simple fact they are insensitive and cynical towards this cruel suffering that women go through. Oh, so your mad because you can't get no ass, freak?

PMS will make a woman wish she was never born female. Penis envy can occur.
I have PMS as I write this. I want to die. And I don't just have any ol' type of PMS. I have a severe, psychotic form of PMS called PMDD that causes me to have temporary bipolar disorder. I'm not kidding.
by twistedbabydoll August 5, 2007
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PMS

I had realized that mostly guys had written about pre menstrual syndromes and FYI:THEY DON'T EVEN GO THROUGH IT!!! And, not every female goes through PMS that effects their mood. I read that it actually depends how much estrogen intake you have and some foods are neuro-transmitters, resulting in moodswings.

So,let me just get to the point: PMS (pre menstrual syndrome) is caused by the uterus shedding its lining because a female's monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.

TAKE THIS FROM A FEMALE, PPLZ!
Guys, girls with PMS won't kill you!!!
by randomgrl December 24, 2006
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PMS

Period mood swings. It is baically when a girl is on her monthly and she is going through a period of time where her emotions are jyst getting the best of her.
Why is she on the floor in a ball crying?
She is going through PMS.
by memyselandi November 21, 2016
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