Rusty Plumber

When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.

Dan: Wanna go out tonight?

Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.

Joe: You guys are so gay.

by marbury986 September 26, 2009

call the plumber

when a girl, advisably one you have an amicable relationship with, gets into a situation where one may presume she is aroused to the point of wetness, leaking if you will, it is necessary to let everyone know of this by yelling "call the plumber"

Situation 1: Guys, I think Charlotte's leaking, I better call the plumber

Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber

by gonzo89cb November 14, 2010

Iceland plumber

When you javelin a toliet plunger onto a frozen lake and proceed to cannon ball on top of the plunger on the hard ice

Did you just see Chuck hit that Iceland plumber

by The_dildo_flipper_20 November 30, 2018

plumbers butt

when a man bends over and his butt crack hangs out

look at dad he has plumbers butt

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Plumber's Crack

See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.

Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.

by gammarock July 22, 2004

hairy plumber

when you lick ass and have to plunge the tongue through a forest of ass hole hairs.

I wanted to lick her ass hole even though she's never shaved, had to pull out the hairy plumber bro.

by hurryplummer January 5, 2019

iceland plumber

When a tube of toothpaste is judiciously applied to the anal cavity and left throughout the day.

Bro, my ass feels so minty from this Iceland plumber i gave myself.

by Centipenis December 3, 2010