When a guy comes back from the gym all grimy and sweaty, and makes his boyfriend go to work on his (sexual) plumbing while wearing the plumber jeans that show off the top of his ass crack. Usually, but not always, a handjob.
Dan: Wanna go out tonight?
Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.
Joe: You guys are so gay.
Nas: Nah, I just don't think I can respect you anymore, since you gave me that rusty plumber earlier.
Joe: You guys are so gay.
by marbury986 September 27, 2009
when a girl, advisably one you have an amicable relationship with, gets into a situation where one may presume she is aroused to the point of wetness, leaking if you will, it is necessary to let everyone know of this by yelling "call the plumber"
Situation 1: Guys, I think Charlotte's leaking, I better call the plumber
Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber
Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber
by gonzo89cb October 22, 2010
When you javelin a toliet plunger onto a frozen lake and proceed to cannon ball on top of the plunger on the hard ice
by The_dildo_flipper_20 November 30, 2018
by boomer2 July 29, 2003
See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.
by gammarock July 23, 2004
I wanted to lick her ass hole even though she's never shaved, had to pull out the hairy plumber bro.
by hurryplummer January 5, 2019
by Centipenis December 2, 2010