call the plumber 

when a girl, advisably one you have an amicable relationship with, gets into a situation where one may presume she is aroused to the point of wetness, leaking if you will, it is necessary to let everyone know of this by yelling "call the plumber"

Situation 1: Guys, I think Charlotte's leaking, I better call the plumber

Situation 2: Have you seen how wet that girl is just looking at the doughnut? She needs to call the plumber

call the plumber by gonzo89cb November 14, 2010

call the plumber 

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

call the plumber by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023