planner girl

noun. A girl who thinks a planner will solve all her problems; memory problems, financial problems, ADHD.

noun. A girl who romanticizes her life through doodles and washi tape.

noun. A girl with high-functioning anxiety that uses planners as emotional support notebooks.

Ahayva is such a planner girl, she literally has a habit tracker for breathing.

Jenny is a planner girl and goes to Artbox every Saturday morning.

I am such a planner girl, I have 10 different planners that are 5 different brands that I never use; however, they do look pretty on my bookshelf.

by Paradise Printshop December 6, 2024

Planerd

(PLAYNerd) Someone who gets excited by all things involving Airplanes or Aviation, without actually being a pilot.

Oh man, check out this sweet new flight tracker app I just downloaded.
Dude, you're such a Planerd

by CMnelson March 1, 2025

planned obsolescents

What perfume manufacturers create by constantly pedaling their newest aromas.

Essential oils never go out of style, so you can use them to smell awesome and never worry about planned obsolescents.

by QuacksO December 20, 2025

Master-planned

Every city, from New York to California, has developments that are or were once called master-planned before or after being built.

Master-planned buildings are in every city, they're both new and old, there were master-planned buildings being built long before World War 2.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Masturb-planner

Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.

"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"

by Frenetic1 June 4, 2023

nanner planner

someone who hides bananas in public areas

Person: Don't tell anyone, but I'm the nanner planner
Person: what the fuck are you talking about

by banannerplanner March 2, 2024

Mansplaining planner

A board with a calendar used to plan methodically when to do mansplaining, choosing the topic and the victim

Mildred: I would swear that man owns a mansplaining planner because he always mansplains to me from Monday to Friday at the same hour about what feminism is and what it isn't. I always receive his condescending tutelage on this topic at 17:19 sharp.
Gertrude: Same topic at the same hour?
Mildred: Indeed, Gertrude, indeed.
Gertrude: And what about Saturday and Sunday?
Mildred: A mercy, I assume. He must think I need to have a rest!

by Love-fi December 10, 2025