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Pittsburgh Platter

To deficate on a glass table while someone watches from below.
She squatted out a hot steamy Pittsburgh Platter for me
by Anonymous February 13, 2003
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Pittsburgh puffer

A rabid Steelers fan that brags about his team like they have never had a losing season, and would suck the skin off a Steelers players cock and balls rather than face the reality that Pittsburgh sucks.
"Did you hear what that jack-ass said about the Steelers? He's a real Pittsburgh puffer."
by Raven dude December 16, 2008
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shit pits

A rotten, pungent odor infested armpit with visible stains soaking through the undershirt.
Adam's shirts are always nasty, his shit pits make the toilet at a rest stop look clean.
by horses May 30, 2006
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pittsburgh

An unpretentious city that can be both stifling and inspiring, lively and deadly, hip and stuck in the past - a big village with it's own sort of Yinzer charm!
Wow, he's so cool... he must be from Pittsburgh!
by airolg December 6, 2004
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pittsfield high school

location: east street pittsfield massachusetts.

description of school: the class offerings are better than the other pittsfield high schools. they are ranked 3rd in massachusetts for AP classes. but on the other hand almost half of the students fail the yearly test known the MCAS. all the teachers have sticks shoved up their asses. some of the teachers may be on some of the drugs that students participate in. but overall the academics of the school are good.

sports: most phs sports suck.

football- filled with gay assholes who admit to having small dicks and they cant even win a single game yet they walk around like they own the school.
soccer: run by the spanish teacher who likes to think he's the hue heffner of pittsfield. his soccer team who he has so much passion for sucks ass.

cheerleaders: ghetto.

students: the student population is very diverse. consisting of the mexicans who are about 50% of the population. everyone else is white and then there are few blacks and asians but most blacks go to the other high school in pittsfeild known as taconic. the white students are ghetto and poor and the ones who arent are considered filthy rich even though theyre really not. the students also have ABSOLUTELY NO SCHOOL SPIRIT. its terrible. most students participate in some sort of drug or alcoholic substance. they are either getting high or drunk every weekend but theyre parties are almost usually crashed by the cops.
"hey i go to pittsfield high school!"
"oh really? you can you hook me up with a mexican or maybe some pot?!"
"oh yeah defnitely! want to get drunk with me too this weekend?!"
"yeaah man! we such BAMF's!"
"hell yeah!"
by iouawabmf April 17, 2010
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Glory Pints

Glory Pints (GPs) - A term used to indicate the consumption of ale when conditions are perfect to enjoy a few glasses of beer, larger or stout ... Often used in Northern Ireland around times of celebtation.
James - "Hey Dave, have you caught up with Deano yet? He's sitting over there by the bar..."

Dave - "Yea, I've just been chatting to him, he's pretty wrecked! - and it's not even 10pm yet!"

James - "Well what do you expect dude! The guy has just booked another round the world trip! He's had 7 Glory Pints already..."

Dave - "Are you shitting me!? He never told me...! Let's go have a drink with him to celebrate!

James - "Fuckin - A!"

Dave (to bartender) - "Barkeep! 3 Glory Pints right away!"
by DADacronyms August 15, 2010
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Pizza pits

Getting pizza stuffed into your armpits after jerking off and eating pizza at a guys house you saw an ad for on Craigslist
Hey you want pizza pits? Then I'm your man!
by Thewalt77 October 29, 2016
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