your mum's pitted clam

Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call

- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?
-Your mum's pitted clam!

by crazygrape September 9, 2008

Pottendarm

Dutch for a higher state of stonedness.

Man I aint high, I am Pottendarm
or Dutch:
Man ik ben ni stoned maar Pottendarm

by Olivier January 23, 2006

Puttentang

Bo Diddley's sister according to the song Puttentang. May be an attempt at synonymy with the word pootang through like sounds which refers to a woman's vagina.

My sister's name is a Puttentang, you ask me again and I'll tel you just the same.

by MR77 March 29, 2009

Pistening

To take a piss while simultaneously listening to someone or something.

I'm really sorry i have to use the toilet but go ahead and keep talking, i'm pistening.

by nochumplovesucker October 10, 2011

pittner

A guy with an abnormally large chin and a weird fetish with Japanese culture

That guy in the corner is such a Pittner

by Jdyisbebshd May 29, 2016

Pittern

A tessellated diagram that at first glance may not look like it was produced by the number π, but on closer look, it reveals a figure patterned solely by the mathematical contant positioned in different orientations.

Ian plans to promote some of his pitterns as part of a collection of Pi NFTs on OpenSea, hoping that some math geeks would buy or bid for these wallet-friendly digital creations to support him financially.

by Fasters March 25, 2022

Denver Patten

See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat

Omfg that dude is awsome

No he is a Denver Patten

by Da real man November 12, 2012