Somebody who used the internet before any of the major sites (like myspace facebook youtube and even google) were around. Internet pioneers were the first users of the internet, and they know what they're doing when they go online.

Person1: Why is my internet being stupid?
Person2: Try clearing your cache and cookies.
Person1: Wow you are so smart, you must be an internet pioneer.

internet pioneer by darkshadow29 July 31, 2010

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snow pioneer

A snow pioneer is the first person who treads through any amount of snow greater than ankle height. As a result, this pioneer will suffer the consequences of stepping into deep snow, however their sacrifice will allow the people who follow through those very same footsteps to remain relatively unaffected by the snow.

We have to cut across this field! Thank god for the snow pioneer, without their trail of footsteps, my socks would be soaked!

snow pioneer by Pbu March 8, 2008

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unwilling pioneer

a person who is forced to be the first to do something they don't want to do, but circumstances have left that person with no other options.

Kris: "no other medication has worked, I have no choice but to take this experimental drug. But, I don't know what the side-effects are. I don't want to be the example for others if something goes wrong. I am an unwilling pioneer."
Dave: that sucks man

unwilling pioneer by Maves December 12, 2012

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Poon Pioneer

A "Poon Pioneer" is someone who explores unchartered virgin waters, deflowers and leaves his "mark" behind.

Mike: *breaks hymen*
Hannah: "You sure are a really experienced poon pioneer, aren't you?"
Mike: "Mazel tov baby!"

Poon Pioneer by worms4lyfez April 2, 2011

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