pig in a blanket

n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"

"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."

by gjelstiznles August 12, 2006

Pigs in a Blanket

Pigs in a Blanket, n. - The act of having three or more naked men in one bed at once usually for sexual reasons.

Marcos: Hey guys, wanna come back to my place and get all cozy with me and Seth .
Trent: Yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.

by BabaBryan July 13, 2010

pig in a blanket

Jacking off into a pancake.

One time I ate a pig in a blanket for breakfast at this restaurant. It came with free ICE WATER

by Alec Roman February 27, 2005

pig in the blanket

an uncircumcised penis

Did you see that porn stars uncircumcised dick? That shit looked like a pig in the blanket.

by D_style November 30, 2006

Pig in a blanket

To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.

I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.

by Sebas320 September 16, 2012

Pig In A Blanket

When a male is with two females, he begins to lay flat on a bed. Whilst the females lay horizontaly as if they were going into the scissor position. Then the male relaxes while the females creep slowly towards the male genetalia. Whilst the male is erect, the females slowly rub their genitals against the male genitals.

Females scissor while a male puts his penis between the two females vaginas. This is Pig In A Blanket

by SHMEGMALATOR March 8, 2011

Pigs in a Blanket

When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.

Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009