n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"
"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."
by gjelstiznles August 11, 2006
Pigs in a Blanket, n. - The act of having three or more naked men in one bed at once usually for sexual reasons.
Marcos: Hey guys, wanna come back to my place and get all cozy with me and Seth .
Trent: Yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.
Trent: Yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.
by BabaBryan July 12, 2010
Jacking off into a pancake.
by Alec Roman February 28, 2005
by D_style November 29, 2006
by Sebas320 September 17, 2012
When a male is with two females, he begins to lay flat on a bed. Whilst the females lay horizontaly as if they were going into the scissor position. Then the male relaxes while the females creep slowly towards the male genetalia. Whilst the male is erect, the females slowly rub their genitals against the male genitals.
Females scissor while a male puts his penis between the two females vaginas. This is Pig In A Blanket
by SHMEGMALATOR February 22, 2011
When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.
Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.
by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008