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Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
pick up line by Mike December 28, 2005
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PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT 

ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus
I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.

Pick-up artist

Someone who uses a variety of underhand tactics to try and get laid because, having serious problems with misogyny, a roaring inadequacy complex, a deeply warped image of what constitutes being a worthy person, have never developed a healthy way of interacting with the other sex and seem to believe that the only way to get laid is to beat the other person into submission or trick them, they believe that this is somehow a reasonable way to behave.

By and large, so-called PUAs are inexperienced people talking scarily ignorant shit at each other to try and appear more experienced than they are, or have some degree of success - if it can be called that - which amounts to having sex with a string of women as ill, sociopathic and/or desperate as they are, or ones who are too stupid to realise what a scary manipulative misogynist the person edging ever-closer to them is.

In other words: they have the amount of sex they would otherwise have if they were just perfectly honest about their ends, minus all the people they've scared off by being clearly desperate and/or not very well in the head.
Pick-up artists: the ironically named group who, as soon as any woman with an ounce of sense or sanity gets anywhere near them, will be dropped by them.
Pick-up artist by bald_rick October 30, 2011

pick up line 

A one-line come on that can sometimes be effective, but usually comes off as cheesy and stupid.
A few examples of pick-up lines are:
"I'm gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you're gonna need CPR."
"I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?"
"Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes."
"You look flustered! You should lay down on me."
pick up line by Katy December 25, 2003

Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.
Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?
Pick Up Lines by Agra April 1, 2004

pick up line 

What a guy says to a girl he wants to hook up wit
1) Do you hang your clothes? Cuz dat bottom's off the hook!

2) If you were a squirrel would you pick my nuts?
pick up line by K-Tizzle April 28, 2005

Pick up the cards 

A polite way of telling to someone that you know they're (at least in your opinion) are talking bullshit and they should stop now.
The phrase is constructed from the popular modern card game "bullshit" in which when those that lie about the cards they put down and are caught are forced to pick up the cards in the pile. devo
Guy 1: "So then I was just in this Bottle-o and this chick asked me for a root and I was like 'yiew'"
Guy 2: "Pick up the cards gimp"

Player 1 "Three 2's"
Player 2 "Two fours"
Player 3 "Five fives"
Player 1 "your a retard, pick up the cards"
Pick up the cards by Robo the guy February 23, 2011