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physics position

its when you're against the bed, lying on the floor, with physics textbooks and papers surrounding you in an arc. you begin with your legs tucked in, feet flat on the floor. you may also be solving many equations on the magical whiteboard (use your imagination) or just pondering black holes in your head.
when ali walked into the room, chris was in the physics position, and she begged him not to move from it.
by the_nano_engineer October 5, 2010
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Troll Physics

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Troll Physics - How to travel at the speed of light:

Step 1: get car
Step 2: attach flashlight to back
Step 3: when you turn on the flashlight, the car will travel at the speed of light
Step 4: u jelly, slowfags?
by lego t-s October 31, 2011
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Edexcel P1 Physics Exam

Well well well, the Edexcel P1 Physics Exam 2016 was a mystical exam paper sat by GCSE students who all felt the shattering pain and emotion of twenty or so hours of revision of Hershel and Ritter's experiments along with the Electromagnetic Spectrum, only to find that the first question to come up is about a pathetic petrol generator. Just to add petrol to the fire (see what I did there) Edexcel decide to throw in a cheeky induction question which in later life, is going to be about as useful as a waterproof bathsponge.

But you may be thinking, Edexcel surely you have stopped there, surely you cannot emotionally deplete us and make us feel like a single celled organism with no brain (I revised Biology well). Oh no! Just for good measure, Edexcel decide to take a steaming dump on our result, throwing in a question about Ions. Which is again about as useful as a submarine in the sahara.

Essentially, the Physics exam is the bastard lovechild of the Maths Exam, which Edexcel decide to sweetly position immediately after the Physics exam, to essentially ruin our lives. I would like to congratulate anybody who thought that they found this exam easy.
What was that Edexcel P1 Physics Exam?
by rantingmadting May 25, 2016
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Physics Curve

Any curve on a test that allows for 45% or less of the questions to be the equivalent of an A.
Jason: How'd you do on the test?
Omar: 40% of the questions right, and an 85. Physics curve, brah!
by Physux December 18, 2011
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physics girl

An intelligent female who has studied physics, most likely in a nerdy, predominantly male environment. She is a nerd herself. She been educated in statistics and has learned very well that the odds may be good, but the goods are odd.
by physicsmunchkin December 4, 2010
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Law of Anime Physics # 44

Saying the name of an attack increases its power. Made popular by hbi2k's abridged series of the anime 'Gantz'

A popular example of Law #44 is DBZ's Goku shouting when he uses the Ka-me-ha-me-ha Wave
Kato- You've each got to make up an attack name!
Beshonen Kurono- What?!?!
Kato- Law of Anime Physics # 44!

Goku- Kaaaaaaa.....Meeeeee.......Haaaaaaaaa.......Meeeeeeee......HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
by The Jew Fox December 29, 2010
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Mastering Physics

An online homework website created by a class of students at MIT. Mastering Physics is obviously for Physics homework. Encompassing basic Physics to upper division Physics.

Mastering Physics hates its students. They randomly want rounded answers, but then later want unrounded answers to be used in equations, and never stating that. They usually ask for 3 significant figures, but sometimes ask for 2, or dont give tell you.

They have a system that also accepts answers in terms of Variables, with subscripts and superscripts, which is quite tricky. also accepted are Greek alphabet characters.

Mastering Physics turns your fun Physics into agonizing something somethings
Chris: Oh shit, it asked for the answer to Part A rounded to 3 sig-figs, but later they wanted the answer to be un-rounded when used in the equation, so i got Part B wrong, and lost 5%

Eric: Fuck me, i got the hint wrong and it took away points, its not supposed to do that! MASON!!!!

Chris: Im going to leave them dirty comments and say i learned nothing because this question sucked so bad.

Chris,Eric: Mastering Physics sucks balls
by Eric and Chris March 9, 2009
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