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Have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has passed?
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.
1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.
We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.
2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9
0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job
3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm
BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)
T= Real time passed
TAm= Time aged, male
Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes
0.7*60= 42
Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.
So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.
This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.
1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.
We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.
2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9
0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job
3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm
BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)
T= Real time passed
TAm= Time aged, male
Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes
0.7*60= 42
Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.
So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.
This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.
Dude 1: Dude you look wicked youthful
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics
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The combination of fissile uranium/plutonium, fusion fuel, high explosive lenses, tampers, and x-ray reflecting materials would be considered the 'physics package'. Other components of a weapon, such as guidance systems, triggers, and motors or engines would not.
The combination of fissile uranium/plutonium, fusion fuel, high explosive lenses, tampers, and x-ray reflecting materials would be considered the 'physics package'. Other components of a weapon, such as guidance systems, triggers, and motors or engines would not.
I want you to open up this Tomahawk missile, so we can see what's gone wrong. But don't touch the physics package!
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*Upon running into a Physics room-mate in the kitchen at 2am exhibiting the symptoms:
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Get the Physics Hair mug.A physicsplosion is what sometimes occurs in video gaming when working with an unstable physics engine. It often happens when many physics-related things are taking place at the same time within a small area. The objects in motion, which are usually all touching each other, suddenly fly away from one another (or sometimes in random directions). This sudden and unwarranted blast of virtual pressure is what's known as a physicsplosion.
Alternative terms include physixplosion and physics explosion, the latter of which is where the term comes from. The term may also be applied to events in which objects in a game world are moving quickly and erratically without any real reason. Such things are probably the result of glitches in collision detection. This second kind of physicsplosion is usually referred to as a "spaz out."
Alternative terms include physixplosion and physics explosion, the latter of which is where the term comes from. The term may also be applied to events in which objects in a game world are moving quickly and erratically without any real reason. Such things are probably the result of glitches in collision detection. This second kind of physicsplosion is usually referred to as a "spaz out."
Though there are many examples, one more well-known one may be the "get down" glitch from the N64 game Goldeneye (1997), which caused characters to spin and flail around a central point in their bodies when the game cartridge was not fully inserted into the console. This is an example of a "spaz out" physicsplosion.
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