sniff the pork

Farting on a chair/sofa/bed, then bending over and sniffing that spot where you just farted.

Dude, I just farted.

OMG! Sniff the pork!!!

Gross! I think I had rotten eggs for breakfast!!

by MeanernessButtsmack April 7, 2016

Pork Scotch trousers

Boring, sensible black trousers with flaps over the back pockets. Worn by fat security guards who go out with men in drag, these trousers send people to sleep just by looking at them.

What the hell is fatboy wearing?

Pork Scotch trousers. Boring aren't they? Its the flap that does it.

<snore>

by Flappy Dickwad May 18, 2009

Pork Scotch Talent

The amazing ability of Pork Scotch's to bore you to bloody death just by saying "hello" to you. If he ever sees that you are in his boring presence you must escape it immediately because if the boring, gay twat so much as looks you in the eye, you will drop to the floor and fall into a deep sleep. He has entered many talent shows and the reason he didn't win was because he knocked out all the judges when he got on the stage and said "Hello there I'm Max" while wearing his shades that make him look important. He thinks he knocks all the ladies out because he's 'drop dead gorgeous'.

Pork Scotch: Hello Alex.

Me: Please don't use the Pork Scotch Talent on me!

Pork Scotch: What Talent? I don't recall any Tal...

Me (snoring): snaaaaaagggghhhhh, wwwwhhhoooooo.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 28, 2009

long pork

The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market.

"Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day."

by Jack the Monkey December 11, 2006

Pork Crevice

Alternative description for Vagina. This particular vagina is usually extremely deep and very wide.

I couldn't fill Janine up, her snatch was like a pork crevice.

by FritzyBaby! April 20, 2008

flying the pork around

Flying the pork starts happening after you leave the first pub for the night, either kicked out or because of closing time.
Being quite drunk, wandering the streets at night after everything was closed down and in search for a cab, but heading nowhere and just spinning around in circles, occasionally dropping some of your personal belongings or throwing yourself into the bushes if available.
Eventually you'll get to the next whiskey bar, but all the time spent from now until getting home counts as flying the pork around.
Using 'pig' instead of 'pork' is wrong and not meaningful in this context.

After the gig we were just flying the pork around when the police came and arrested us for allegedly causing nuisance and antisocial behavior.

by RumburaK September 14, 2009

PORK POCKET

very large female crotch

Jane is hoping her pork pocket gets action this weekend

by SHELLY BARNES May 12, 2007