Phalanx

A pornographic scene in which a large group of erect men proceed to engage a smaller number of women (the ratio usually being of the order 8:1, men:women). Due to the carefully planned and well organized platoon, the women are unable to escape the brutal pussy pillaging that awaits them. Any attempt of escape is punished with vicious mushroom slaps and anal penetration. No prisoners are taken...

As Ashley looked into the distance, all she could see was a wave of cocks engulfing the horizon, she knew she would soon have her vagina pillaged by the mighty cocks of the Phalanx.

by SteveSmithUofT January 13, 2010

PHALLAINOPHOBIA

Fear of Whales or Aquatic Mammals.

Tyra Banks has a fear of Dolphins. Tyra Banks has Phallainophobia.

by Ciara Reyes May 10, 2008

phalacio

another term for blow job, giving head, cock sucking, licking the lollipop, going down.

phalacio, is when a girl goes down on a guy and the guy wants a fancy word for cock sucking.

by Circle of Trust March 29, 2009

Phalan

One simple word, Sexy-Beast.

Rachel thinks Phalan is a Sexy-beast

by DinoPixieMagicSExyBeast July 28, 2011

Epic Phale

To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.

Halo 3 example

Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"

Guy 2 "EPIC PHALE!!!!!!!"

by Xenos Worrior May 6, 2009

Phalangitate

To grasp or grope; triumphantly.

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."

by narj10052 January 21, 2009

phallapropism

The incorrect use or interpretation of a word pertaining to the male genitalia resulting in the substitution of one with a similar sound (viz. malapropism).

"You seen the size o' that ole boy's dong?" asked Cletus, staring bitterly down at his own withered package.

"I ain't interested in how big a turd Jimbo can lay," replied Larry. His phallapropism was no surprise; he'd always had trouble distinguishing between soft vowel sounds.

by kemibe February 23, 2013