pfft

the act of perforating fast flounderingly and tantalisingly

i should pfft that balloon

by Spookas July 30, 2011

Pfft Rift

An event so unlikely that it would actually bend time and space if it ever occured

Guy1: My band is going to be the next Beatles

Guy2: PFFFT Rift.

or

Guy1: You wanna go with me to the movies tomorrow

Guy2: Sure I'll get there via Pfft Rift.

by Twiggs A April 5, 2008

Pfft gay

When something or someone is being an anoying little fuck.

Look at the stupid pepper over there!
Pfft gay!

by Myles & Josh December 30, 2009

Pfft, fuck!

pfft, fuck. (i): an exclamatory statement, used commonly by someone who does some really stupid/pointless shit.

synonyms: oh man!, oh shit!

pfft, fuck! i just wasted an hour looking for my phone, then i realized i was holding it the whole time!

by mxrockstar October 3, 2011

pfft

Pewdiepies bee

RIP

pfft
2020-2020
you will be missed

pfft was a great bee

by lllllllllllllllkkkkkkkkkk January 28, 2021

pfft

"pfft" typa laugh yk

asli created it

dude: "EY, i shacked yo mom!"
you: "pfft, okay?"

by zumpse August 27, 2022

pfft

1. the sound a human makes when someone tells a joke and they're not listening.

2. a puff of air made when someone is a dumbass

1. "Yeah and then he died"

"pfft"

2. Someone: yelling at the store clerk for no reason

"pfft"

by honeycloudss October 5, 2020