penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth

by Cornwallis September 17, 2003

Penola Catholic Collage

A REALLY FUCKING SHIT SCHOOL THAT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR EDUCATION. THEY ONLY CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING UNIFORM AND IF YOU HAVE A MUSTACHE.

Student : wow penola catholic collage is such a bad school.

by Gay_Priest June 14, 2021

Penoir

A fancy way of saying 'black cock'.
Pen comes from penis (of course) and noir is french for black, and french is fancy, thus Penoir was born.

Rachel: OMG did you hear about Jamal?
Becky: Yes omg he has such a huge penoir!

by Majorm0j0 November 20, 2010

penormous

Such an enormous penis that, once making eye contact with, is contiuously stared at and exclamed about, even after eye contact has been interrupted.

Lisa: "He dropped his pants as soon as we walked through the door..."
Lola: "Well... was it big?"
Lisa: "No, it was more than big. It was penormous!"

by Nick and Steph December 29, 2007

Peenoi

an obnoxious Filipino on the internet behaving very poorly in an attempt to gain attention about their nationality, or validate their own self-consciousness about the existence of their country, much to the disapproval of their own fellow national.

Not to be confused with a regular Filipino internet user.

Some Youtubers nowadays are deliberately pushing out content pandering to Peenois, because they know how much they love getting attention.

by Gacha took the kids December 19, 2020

penophobe

Person who is afraid of penises.

Also used to describe partner who is frigid or won't let you get to fourth base.

I havent had any sex for weeks, my girlfriends such a penophobe!

by Nemmie February 15, 2008

penocchio

A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman.

Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking.

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009