Commonly referred to as PBS, Permanent Boner Syndrome is a condition resulting from prolonged exposure to an exceptionally attractive woman, such as a Boner of the Month. It is marked by a gradual erection of the penis during such exposure until the penis achieves fully erect status. Symptoms include extreme tightness in pants, the inability to concentrate, the inability to stand, and an overall inability to function properly in society.
Once fully erect, the penis remains erect until ejaculation. Because the erection lasts and will not subside until ejaculation, it is categorized as permanent. Ejaculation can be accomplished 1 of 3 ways:
1) sexual intercourse with the actual woman that gave rise to the erection,
2) sexual intercourse with a different woman while thinking of the woman that gave rise to the erection, or
3) masturbation
Once fully erect, the penis remains erect until ejaculation. Because the erection lasts and will not subside until ejaculation, it is categorized as permanent. Ejaculation can be accomplished 1 of 3 ways:
1) sexual intercourse with the actual woman that gave rise to the erection,
2) sexual intercourse with a different woman while thinking of the woman that gave rise to the erection, or
3) masturbation
Frank: Man that Mari in our con law class is smokin'
Jeff: Yeah, definitely Boner of the Month material
Frank: You don't even know. I gotta run home after every class to take care of my PBS
Jeff: Bro, you have to control your Permanent Boner Syndrome. It's ruining your life
Jeff: Yeah, definitely Boner of the Month material
Frank: You don't even know. I gotta run home after every class to take care of my PBS
Jeff: Bro, you have to control your Permanent Boner Syndrome. It's ruining your life
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The geezer felt so discombobulated after his bollocking that he entered a state of permangulation permangulate.
by THCenter April 30, 2007
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"Dude you must be on permanent greenlight status, you were gonna bang the girl with the messed up teeth."
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taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.
taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.
matt: wanna hang out friday night?
rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
rachel: im just playinnnn, im gonna permanent marker you in!
rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
rachel: im just playinnnn, im gonna permanent marker you in!
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Until over commercialization and wide spread franchising made the sandwiches the void of taste, a pile of garbage , a lot of dead calories and a hole in your wallet.
Now the term primanti'd has been used to proclaim the last time you will patronize a restaurant because the quality has gone to hell.
Until over commercialization and wide spread franchising made the sandwiches the void of taste, a pile of garbage , a lot of dead calories and a hole in your wallet.
Now the term primanti'd has been used to proclaim the last time you will patronize a restaurant because the quality has gone to hell.
Dude 1: the food at this dinner has gone to shit!
Dude 2: sure has I remember how good it used to be, now it's terrible
Dude 1 as far as I'm concerned it's been Primanti'd
Dude 2: sure has I remember how good it used to be, now it's terrible
Dude 1 as far as I'm concerned it's been Primanti'd
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