Monday Body Percussion Warm up

A dumb song made by no other than the turd himself Richard Filz and here's the lyrics

MONDAY
HERE WE GO
LETS START EASY
LETS START SLOW

If there was one thing I would hate it would be the Monday Body Percussion Warm up!

by Erex69 March 21, 2022

percussive maintenance

the art of beating the living crap out of something untill you can get it to work.

If at first it doesent work try percussive maintenance if it breaks it needed replaceing anyway

by Ben Pershouse January 8, 2006

Percussionists

People who play percussion. Mostly tend to be guys. The most important, talented and smartest section in a band. Have to be able to play multiple instruments (including but not limited to: snare, bass, tympani, cymbal, triangle, tenor, chimes, piano, xylophone, etc.). Usually tend to be very sexy, and have HUGE dicks. A lot of the time are very cocky, are have lots of self confidence, high self esteem, and can be dicks sometimes.

Look at those percussionists, they're SOOO hot and talented

by Percussion101 May 19, 2014

Percussion Ensemble

A group of musicians who play percussion instruments. They are not always all percussionists. They play music that is percussion only. Sometimes a low string instrument can be included.

The percussion ensemble played a latin song that featured the marimba.

by Sasuke Hater February 19, 2008

percussionist

A more technical name for 'the person who plays percussion'. Stereotypically male, but the females shud never b underestimated. Percussion instruments include (but are not limited to) Glockenspiel, Marimba, Xylophone, timbalis, kettle drums, timpanis, crashed cymbals, tambourine, bongos, congas, granite blocks, drum kit. Although some people think that guitars and keyboards are percussion, they are NOT. Keyboards, guitars, and bass are part of the rhythm section of a band, but not part of the percussion section. Drum kit is counted as a percussion instrument. The percussionist(s) is/are usually the coolest section in the band.

Flortist: Hey look at that percussionist, he's very rhythmic isn't he?
Pianist: You just think he's fit/
Male Flortist: Oh yeth darling, he's truly marvellous
Pianist: He is good though. What would we do without him?
Percussionist: Well if I left, there's always the hot female percussionist who could take my place

Note: Female percussionists although rarer than male, are always hot. And when I say always, I pretty much mean, always.

by Perc_uss January 15, 2006

prussian birdcall

After the act of felching, the fluid is snowballed into the mouth of your partner.

Lance told me that Micah tried to give him a prussian birdcall last night after a solid hour of ass-olympics!

by turd fergason January 18, 2006

Percussion Therapy

Time spent unwinding or otherwise blowing off stress and steam at a shooting range.

What a horrible day; good thing I already had a percussion therapy session planned for this evening.

by SgtBoom March 3, 2011