Pennekamped

To be extremely disappointed with the outcome of something. A letdown of epic proportion. Named after the John Pennekamp in Key Largo, Florida, the biggest disappointment known to man

Guy 1: Yo did you and your girlfriend have sex last night?
Guy 2: No, she was on her period. I got pennekamped

by Keys 2011 July 6, 2011

pensieve

When you pull out of a girl, as you are about to cum, and then discharge your jizz from your wand into her belly button creating a mystical pool of memory and experience, similar to that of Dumbledore's Pensieve.

I don't like to cum inside girls, i like to execute the pensieve.

The other day i was having a wank and i came so hard i pensieved myself.

by Cram Edward January 22, 2017

pennies in the wind

A better way of saying saying "Pocket change"

"Sorry 200 dollars a month isn't pennies in the wind for me."

by Msskibug April 7, 2014

pennin

To put something on someone else

That ho lied, pennin kids on you that wasn't yours

by kia562 July 26, 2008

Peenie Cleanie

A thorough blowjob.

We got back to this chick's house, and the next thing I know we're making out, and one thing led to another. All of a sudden she's demanding me - demanding! - to remove my pants so she could go down on me, and roughly a minute and a half minute later I'm hosing down her sheets with dick vomit. I've never received such an exceptional peenie cleanie from a woman. Roger Ebert would have given that four out of four stars if he was a fellatio critic.

by Richard Flavor August 20, 2013

peenieplasty

A sex change surgery that changes female genitalia to male genitalia.

Mr. Garrison wanted to have a peen again, so he got a peenieplasty.

by Leelandthins December 31, 2017

peenie donker

A person who enjoys wasting the time of others. Someone with nothing to do and no purpose in life whose general everyday aimless wondering and pointless, futile activities only serve to annoy the general population. Typically taking the form of middle-to-older aged white males who enjoy things such as lawn care and/or bass fishing shows, the peenie donker can also be found in female form in places such as the highways, shopping malls, restaurants, and grocery stores.

I was in the grocery store checkout behind a real god-damned peenie donker. He kept trying to use expired coupons and then wanted to talk to the cashier about his aunt.

That fucking peenie donker in the Prius was doing 25 in a 35 zone.

by Petrosian August 9, 2019