Any activity involving your wife and your penis or another extremely rare sexual encounter involving your penis.
Husband - "Babe, what are the chances of us engaging in some penile activity tonight?"
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."
by Arnold Brownshviger November 24, 2018
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The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.
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The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.
"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"
by that1dud3 November 28, 2009
Get the Penial Ingestion mug.In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).
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Get the Penialfungial Disease mug."My husband can't come to terms that his penis is not the strong, young lad it used to be. He's suffering from penile denial."
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