Dope Peddler

DOPE :- cocaine/crack/heroin.
PEDDLER :- pusher, supplier & seller.
Brings, sells and hands over goods (drugs).

A Drug Dealer
Someone who sells cocaine/crack/dope or just generally drugs.

THE OLD DOPE PEDDLER - TOM LEHRER

"When the shades of night are falling,
Comes a fellow ev'ryone knows,
It's the old dope peddler,
Spreading joy wherever he goes.
Ev'ry evening you will find him,
Around our neighborhood.
It's the old dope peddler
Doing well by doing good.

He gives the kids free samples,
Because he knows full well
That today's young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow's clientele.
Here's a cure for all your troubles,
Here's an end to all distress.
It's the old dope peddler
With his powdered ha-happiness."

by HigherStateOfMind July 29, 2014

Solar Penile Syndrome

In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).

Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome

by wide idiot June 21, 2020

Pendleton Transition

the point each day at which your body goes from craving caffeine to craving alcohol.

Ever since I had kids, the Pendleton Transition seems to be coming earlier and earlier in the day.

by JWinTX November 6, 2013

Penile Denial

When a man goes into denial that his penis isn't all it used to be.

"My husband can't come to terms that his penis is not the strong, young lad it used to be. He's suffering from penile denial."

by Mmmmmmtini November 22, 2011

End-o-pendence day

the prediction that the end of the united states will end the day which it was formally started.

"End-o-pendence day will happen'

by Worlddeath1 August 5, 2008

Pendejo

pendejo is a spanish slang word for idiot,stupid or dumass.

El es un pendejo.
He is a dumass.

by chebuchin June 13, 2003

Penile Rejection

When you see a girl, and its like "oh.. im not horny anymore"

Oh.. im not horny anymore

by oh yea, well, you're a...... what? May 24, 2003