Penning

To take the cap off of a pen, then put it back on. Generally used to calm or distract.

When cole for rejected by a girl, he started penning to take his mind off it.

by The Penning November 2, 2013

pens

Pens, penis.

A Latin 3rd declension Masculine noun declining as follows :

Singular

(Nom) Pens
(voc) Pens
(acc) Penem
(gen) Penis
(dat) Peni
(abl) Pene

Plural

(Nom) Penes
(voc) Penes
(acc) Penes
(gen) Penitum
(dat) Penitibus*
(abl) Penitibus*

(* or alternatively penitrabus)

The massive pen of the general was attacked by the enemy :

Magnus imperatoris pens ab hostibus oppugnatus est.

The great victory of the pen was announced by many girls :

Magna penis victoria ab multis puellis nuntiata est.pens

if you like 2 touch your pen use the hashtag pens on social media

by h gyvyvyvtgvtgvgyhbyg jn j February 2, 2017

Pen

Something that can kill you in any second

Oh no he has a pen! RUNNNNN!

by Canadian Keyboard October 22, 2019

penning

Drawing and/or writing on the first person who falls asleep/passes out at a slumber party or social gathering. Usually done with a sharpie. A practical joke that has a little more dignity than teabagging.

After his fourth shot of vodka, Tommy was vulnerable to a good penning.

by theclevercat February 21, 2009

Pen

Noun: virginity. To "lose your pen" is to "lose your virginity". To "borrow another's pen" is to "fuck them", in simple terms.

1. I got into bed last night and borrowed Emily's pen.
2. Felicia, guess what? I lost my pen to Bejan last night.

by Felicia41728 July 29, 2008

Pen

A place to keep small farm animals, such as horses and goats in places such as a fare.

Look at that horse in the pen!

by Thypenis February 17, 2010

Pen

A instrument or device used for writing or coloring

I need my pen!

by Rachel February 23, 2004